Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.ĭo not argue with an idiot. I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.Īfter millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then. I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. ![]() In the immortal words of Taylor Swift, I’m going to shake you off. If you’re going to insult someone, you might as well make your comments funny. Funny Phrases To Use As Insults Unsplash / Brooke Cagle Literal meaning: To be as crazy as a goat. Literal translation: To not having hair on the tongue.Įstar loco como una cabra. Literal translation: To be alive and kicking. Literal translation: To throw the house out of the window.Įstar vivito y coleando. Hablando del Rey de Roma… Literal translation: Speaking of the King of Rome. Literal translation: To get in the water. Literal meaning: To throw the dogs at somebody.Įcharse al agua. Literal translation: It is better a well-known bad guy, than a good one you’re about to know.ĭar (la) lata. Mejor malo conocido que bueno por conocer. ¡Que pedo! Literal translation: What fart! Literal translation: To create/raise fame and lay down to sleep. Literal translation: To think of oneself as the last coca-cola in the desert.Ĭrear / criar fama y echarse a dormir. Literal translation: To make your August.Ĭreerse la última Coca-Cola del desierto. Literal translation: The shrimp who falls asleep is washed away by the flow.įeliz como una lombriz. Literal translation: To be nail and grime.Ĭamarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente. Literal translation: To take the rags out in the sun. Literal translation: Although the monkey is dressed in silk, monkey remains. Literal translation: A donkey talking about ears.Īunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda. Literal translation: To go through the branches.īurro hablando de orejas. Literal translation: To put in the batteries. Literal translation: To take someone else’s hair. Literal translation: Not knowing a potato about something. Whether you know some Spanish or are a brand new speaker, here are some phrases to memorize: Funny Phrases In Spanish Unsplash / Felix Rostig “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man-a prisoner up to new era.Īmore, Roma. You can say them exactly the same way forward and backward!Īre we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. Funny Phrases To Say Backwards Unsplash / Toa Heftiba I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs, one who is smart, has devilishly good looks, and knows all sorts of funny sayings. I nearly answered him.Ī bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Where would you put it?Ī cookie a day keeps the sadness away. Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!ĭon’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.ĭoesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.ĭear math, grow up and solve your own problems.Ĭome over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.ĭon’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
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